| | I was at the casino the other day having a few drinks and sitting next to my friend playing poker as he got a drink delivered from a cocktail waitress at the Wynn. The waitresses there are stunningly beautiful, and this one was no exception - a skinny Asian girl in her 20s. As she was handing my friend a bottle of water, it tipped over her tray and fell in my lap.
My friend told her, "Haha, hey is that how you flirt with your customers nowadays? He's friendly, you could have just said hello and he would have talked to you." She thought it was cute and funny and played along, flirting a little bit and saying "Yeah, you know, your friend is too hot not to use a little of my waitress game on."
Feeling pretty good about myself, I sat down at a table across the room a short while later and saw her coming to our table out of the corner of my eye.
"Damn, these waitresses are hot," the guy next to me said.
"Yeah, you know, they kind of fall all over me," I told him cockily. "They like to fake-spill drinks on me, that's how they flirt with me."
"How do we like to flirt with you?" She said as she came up behind us.
"Oh, haha, you know, I already know your tricks. Cute guy at the table, better grab some extra water bottles on that tray!"
"What are you talking about?"
Now everybody at the table was looking at me as I started laughing nervously. "What's up? Don't want these guys to know about your waitress game."
"Um...Waitress game? I'll have to tell my husband about that one," she replied with an annoyed look on her face.
"Wtf is going on here?" I thought. Now things were starting to get really awkward and she looked really pissed.
"Awww...Look at you, turning all red! What's the matter, don't talk so big when I'm right here?"
Her face looked really quizzical as she paused and told me, "Hey, Wendy is waving at you, by the way."
It was then that I looked across the room and saw the flirty Asian waitress waving at me from across the room and a very angry Asian waitress who was also in her 20s right in front of me and staring at me, along with everyone else at the table.
Oh....shit.
Have you ever found yourself wondering, "Do girls think it's cute when you cannot tell them apart from others descended from the same extremely general geographic region as them?" Surprisingly, it turns out the answer is no, they definitely do not! Did I use the "I'm Asian, I can't be racist" defense? You sure bet I did! Classy AND effective! Use it only in your most dire moments of need, my friends.
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| | Posted 1/12/2009 2:01 AM - 5 Views - 2 eProps - 1 Comment
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