| | Being in college again is pretty fun. I get some pretty funny stories hanging around younger kids that I think would be entertaining to share in here.
I was at a frat party at Northwestern last weekend, for instance, and within a few minutes, got to chatting with a pretty Asian freshman girl who told me she had just moved from China a month ago. Here is a list of things she told me within fifteen minutes of meeting me:
1) "You are the most beautiful man I have seen in America"
2) "Did you know the Dalai Lama is a terrorist?"
3) "Why did I come to this country? To find a boyfriend!"
Wait a minute, doesn't this seem a bit weird to you? Me too! I am pretty sure I have heard all three of these lines being used by these newfangled "pick up artists," or PUAs as they like to be called! I mean, isn't "I think the Dalai Lama is a terrorist" a bit too good of a conversation starter for anyone to just think up on the spot? Give me some credit, like I'm not gonna know you stole that from theattractionforums.com! I have to give those Chinese PUAs credit though, they do got them some silky smooth game.
After confronting this girl about her PUA status, she just looked kind of confused which immediately confirmed my suspicions (Rule #1 of PUAs - there is no PUA). After wikipediaing their trade, I have analyzed that she did a seamless job moving into the last stage of pick up artistry, Seduction. 15 minutes after talking to her, I wandered to the other side of the room, to which I had discovered she had coyly texted me with the question "Do you want to be my boyfriend?" An expert move on her part, very advanced double-reverse neg meant to throw me off the PUA trail. As I read the message and saw her peeking across the room at me, I upped the ante back with a "Why are you staring at me?" triple-reverse neg reply. She quickly peeked at her cell phone and darted off, not to be seen again. The ball is in your court now, Caroline.
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| | Posted 2/5/2009 8:45 PM - 20 Views - 4 eProps - 2 comments
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